we are witnessing the second coming of Jesus, and he's arriving on a bike in france (of all the places...go figure).
i mean honestly, how can lance armstrong not be the savior? he had cancer in his junk and lungs and brain and has just won his 7th straight tour de france...now that's a miracle. that makes the feeding of 5,000 seem like handing out pre-cooked food from a mcdonald's drive-through.
i heard that Lance wins so easily because he can ride on water, has no testicles to control his normal brain, and cheryl crow(aka mary) sings him to sleep each night of the tour. besides, those "LIVESTRONG" bands are way more popular now than the so-1992 "WWJD" bracelets.
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