Tuesday, June 5, 2007

hear this frenchies!


originally posted: june 21, 2007
france...it is time to just shut up. every time you bitch about something that the US goverment does, God moves you farther back in line to the entrance in to Heaven. right now, the entire nation of france lies somewhere in this region:


8,003,405 - mosquitos
8,003,406 - france
8,003,407 - simon cowell
...
9,000,000 - axelson
9,000,001 - french lawyers
9,000,002 - hitler

france, remember who bailed you out of the last two world wars. when germany decides to invade you again (which is only a matter of time because everyone knows how soft you are), don't come crying to us. we'll be too busy easting our "freedom" fries.

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