Tuesday, June 5, 2007

hola, me llamo don juan

originally posted: july 19, 2006
i'm beginning to think that i should just stop lying to people when i first meet them by legally changing my name to "don juan" switzer, jr. this way, I'll can remain being called dj by the masses, yet can still tell the anyone stupid enough to believe that's what my real name is.

it would be a unique coversation starter, to say the least..."well i changed it to don juan because i wanted to satisfy my ego by calling myself THE legendary lover. so do you want to make out now or what?"


anyone else liking this idea yet?

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