hey chase...

originally posted: july 25, 2007
here are the international rules about starting shit.

1. check to make sure you're actually involved in the situation before throwing yourself, or fists, into said situation.


2. hit like a man and confront the person to their face, because sucker punching people is cheap and automatically makes you a bitch. no one likes a cheap bitch.


3. and don't talk shit and then hide; face the aftermath of your actions. my little sister used to do that when she was like five...and well, i think for the most part only little girls talk shit and then hide. and even she realized that she'd get her's eventually. for example, talking shit and hiding in a bathroom is an an excellent way to look like a five year-old girl.


4. should you start shit like a cheap bitch, don't walk around all hard. anyone can sucker punch anyone. one time, I met corey dillon. as he walked away, i could have easily sucker punched him. however, i know that if i had actually confronted the man and punched him as he saw it coming it would probably work out differently. so, for those of you not connecting the dots, you're not hard if you're a cheap bitch.


5. expect retaliation if you violated any of the above rules. Because if you violated any of these rules, you probably shouldn't have started shit and should have just minded your own business.