although you don't see it too often, could you imagine the stuff you could have gotten away with as a child with a stoma? (for those of you who are uneducated, a stoma is the hole that people are forced to breathe through if they've had a tracheotomy, throat cancer, etc.)
you could own your entire class by shooting spitballs out of it. no one would finger you as the culprit, because:
- who rats out the kid with a dissability?
- all you have to hide is the ammo (easily hid in the mouth, because you can't be asked to talk)
- have you ever known anyone to shoot a spitball from their stoma?
yah, I didn't think so. You could hide small whistles/kazoos in there, it would drive your parents/teachers/coaches/siblings/etc. so you tell me...wouldn't you like to have one too?
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