doctors are liars

originally posted: june 20, 2006
i've found that when you go to the doctor, there is something that the doctor will lie about every time regardless of who the doctor is. whenever you hear the words, "this is going to be a little uncomfortable," what they really mean is, "this shit is gonna HURT!"

liquid nitrogen will hurt; no matter how much the doctor says it will be a little irritating or it might sting a bit, is really really really flippin' cold and it will hurt for days on end, to the point you wish you had amputated the foot instead of having it sprayed on there to get rid of your planter's wart.

for any doctors who may be reading this, if it's going to hurt....tell me it's really really going to hurt. when you don't tell me this and the unbelievable amount of pain compells me to eat your face because you told me it shouldn't hurt much, you can't be mad at me because it's only your fault.